Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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