who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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