My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Drake has all the answers
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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