Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
only if we run a train.
done.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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