I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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