Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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