McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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