when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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