I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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