pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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