Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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