her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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