apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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