I think I died a long time ago.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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