Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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