the condom got lost in my hair
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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