Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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