i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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