Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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