Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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