If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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