He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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