hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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