She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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