I think i sorta joined a cult last night
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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