i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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