whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
