stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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