At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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