i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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