Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
420 ftw
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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