I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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