dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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