hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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