yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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