i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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