that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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