Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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