Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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