i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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