peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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