I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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