So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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