Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Just high enough for therapy.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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