Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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