I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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