Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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