whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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