What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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