glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So apparently I’m into choking now
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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