How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i think i just lost a toe
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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