i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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