I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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