tell your sister to shave her snatch
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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